Foolish, mediocre, banal, abhorrent, scheming, bigoted, puritanical, opinionated, unfeeling, intolerant, jealous, unethical, stupid, boastful, impudent, uncouth, boorish, nasty, immoral, spiteful, insecure, insidious, distrustful, repulsive thing that I am, I am still better than YOU! (You know who you are...)